September 20th, 2010
Maggie is having a baby! It's due on January 20th! I'm really freaking excited! I'm going to be a father! I've already got my shovel and shotgun for potential boyfriends. She can't date until she is 35.
August 29th, 2006
On the first day, a Tuesday, God created dinner parties.
( And he saw that they were good...Collapse )
August 8th, 2006
August 7th, 2006
Sean: Hey, Artie? Guess what idiot? What you did today?
Sean: SHWANG! Hey, I got a new TeNDendo!
Artie: ( You did not!Collapse )
July 21st, 2006
July 18th, 2006
dougkeyes, my partner in crime, has posted an entry about us at the Ren Fair. We get to hang out with some of the prettiest, funniest girls I've ever seen. You know, except the ones who come to Tuesday night.
(Check it out!)
July 17th, 2006
July 13th, 2006
July 7th, 2006
June 28th, 2006
Oh, Goddess of Inspiration! Help me sing of wiley Osmannius, that master of schemes!